I was about to murder my self, but then i saw one of them commercials were a...– David Mead, Local sad fuck.
Voice mail from senior religion teacher Mr Seeth.
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Pam Joyce on working Moms.
voice mail from Pam Joyce to her yuppie neighbor...
Advice to someone who just moved to NYC and wants to break into the comedy...– Thomas Lennon (via Splitsider) (via anthonyking) (via charlietodd)
If I dont get Miley Cyrus autograph I WILL drown...
Confession time! I am a real Miley head! I know, Miley Cyrus is for 14 year old girls not 48 year old female correctional officers, but i cant help it! i can not get enough of her! I even run her myspace fan page! I cant wait to see her show this weekend! I am going to sing along with every song and dance my butt off! After the show i am going to stand by the backstage entrance and try and get her...
Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so I could have an abortion.– John Waters (via robotfoot) (((thank you, conner! it annoys me that on tumblr the only JW quote I ever see is that stupid “if they don’t have books don’t fuck them” quote. there are soooo many better ones. And also…I love John Waters with all my butthole… but why care if they have books? you...
Voice mail from ABC 7 Chicago Meteorologist Jerry...
I’ve always wanted to sell out. The problem’s been, no one’s...– John Waters
Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so I could have an abortion.– John Waters
Voice Mail from the CEO of Spoofed Goofs LLC.
johay098: Just read a post on Tumblr about some parent beating her 11 year old daughter in front of her friends. What the fuck is wrong with that parent?! Is she fucking retarded?! That bitch doesn’t deserve a daughter! That psycho skank needs to be locked up for a LONG time! -,- How dare you tell me how to parent my daughter! I am a great mother who knows when and how to inforce man and...
Pam Joyce answers your parenting questions
Dere pam My Daughter is 11 years old and she is having trouble making friends at her new school. It really breaks my heart to see her so lonely. How can I help her with out embracing her? confused mom Dear CM 11 years old is when your daughter starts acting like a bitch. I know that from my own ungrateful lil dike that i raised. This is the age you need to really start riding her ass about...
What the copywriters of The Miller lite man up add...
I love beer and hate people that are different. MAN UP! I wish I could see a commercial that reinforces my belief that people that are not like me are fags and if I drink miller light I will be fucking pussy all night long. HOME DRAFT! I hate it when I see people not wearing the cloths I am wearing. ALUMINUM BOTTELS! I think that it is cool when black people have different commercials and I...
Voice mail from Anthony