January 2012
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ListenVoicemail from eddie van halen to wolfgang van...
Jan 31st
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ListenVoicemail from high school student waiting for...
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 28th
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Listenlive report from former Q101 DJ Brian the whipping...
Jan 28th
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Listenmessage from alex van halen, drummer for van...
Jan 27th
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Mancow paintball massacre at gordon tech high...
Coozehound.com would like to apologize to the people who were attacked in the paintball shooting spree by the vicious street gang “the Van Halen hustlers” at the ticket giveaway at gordon tech high school this afternoon. Also Coozehound.com would like to apologize for hiring “the van halen hustlers” as security for this event. the authorities are in pursuit of the V.H.H and...
Jan 27th
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secret van halen show at coconut records tonight!
Coozehound.com is so excited to announce that Van Halen will be having a secret show on the roof of coconut records at the intersection of peterson and lincoln avenue! former Q101 shock jock mancow will be handing tickets out in the parking lot of gordon tech high shool from 12:00 pm to 1:00 pm. P.S: I heard a rumor that the deltones (the musical improv troop from Io formerly known as...
Jan 27th
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ListenVoicemail from Gary Cherone former lead singer of...
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Van Halen & Coozehound!
hope everyone’s enjoying van halen week here at coozehound! we are honored to partner with van halen to get the word out for their new album that comes on on 2/7/12 only at select coconut records! Stay tooned for more van halen related voicemails all week long.
Jan 25th
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Listenvoicemail from sammy hagar.
Jan 25th
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Listenvoicemail from former basis of van halen michael...
Jan 24th
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Listenvoicemail from step dad about sleepover guest.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Listenvoicemail for a man who wants to setup an adult...
Jan 19th
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Listenvoicemail from phil collins to fan
Jan 18th
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ListenVoicemail from LA jingle artist for rick perrys...
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Listenvoicemail from randtool illinois new compliance...
Jan 16th
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Listenvoicemail from father who has emotional breakdown...
Jan 13th
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ListenVoicemail from guy trying to murder his lovers...
Jan 12th
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JOB-FRIENDLY UPDATES TO MY ONLINE PROFILES. BY... →
aidybryant: sam in mcsweeney’s. one of the funniest things i’ve read in a while. MY FRIEND SAM IS THE BEST! NOTHING BUT NET!
Jan 11th
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ListenVoicemail: Grandma is spooked by grandson’s...
Jan 11th
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ListenVoicemail from okcupid user Itrade.
Jan 10th
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ListenVoicemail for producers of the Tonight show with...
Jan 9th
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ListenDad wants to build a brick prison for his Son
Jan 6th
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ListenU of A Student has been shoping spree kidnaped.
Jan 5th
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ListenDenny needs new friends.
Jan 4th
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WatchWatch
aidybryant: do you like stupid stuff? me too. that’s why i made this video with my friends. hope you like it! let’s share! look at what my girlfriend did, and look at HOW GOOD IT IS. also that is how we eat pizza all the time.
Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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ListenLube questions for Dan Savage.
Jan 3rd
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ListenGuy selling historically important water bed on...
Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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