Voicemail from eddie van halen to wolfgang van...
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live report from former Q101 DJ Brian the whipping...
message from alex van halen, drummer for van...
Mancow paintball massacre at gordon tech high...
Coozehound.com would like to apologize to the people who were attacked in the paintball shooting spree by the vicious street gang “the Van Halen hustlers” at the ticket giveaway at gordon tech high school this afternoon. Also Coozehound.com would like to apologize for hiring “the van halen hustlers” as security for this event. the authorities are in pursuit of the V.H.H and...
secret van halen show at coconut records tonight!
Coozehound.com is so excited to announce that Van Halen will be having a secret show on the roof of coconut records at the intersection of peterson and lincoln avenue! former Q101 shock jock mancow will be handing tickets out in the parking lot of gordon tech high shool from 12:00 pm to 1:00 pm. P.S: I heard a rumor that the deltones (the musical improv troop from Io formerly known as...
Voicemail from Gary Cherone former lead singer of...
Van Halen & Coozehound!
hope everyone’s enjoying van halen week here at coozehound! we are honored to partner with van halen to get the word out for their new album that comes on on 2/7/12 only at select coconut records! Stay tooned for more van halen related voicemails all week long.
voicemail from sammy hagar.
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voicemail from phil collins to fan
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Voicemail from okcupid user Itrade.
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Dad wants to build a brick prison for his Son
U of A Student has been shoping spree kidnaped.
Denny needs new friends.
aidybryant: do you like stupid stuff? me too. that’s why i made this video with my friends. hope you like it! let’s share! look at what my girlfriend did, and look at HOW GOOD IT IS. also that is how we eat pizza all the time.
Lube questions for Dan Savage.
Guy selling historically important water bed on...